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ACCURATE |
Assists a vicar |
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ACQUIRE |
Sings in a church |
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BIGAMY |
The bigger of two girls named Amy |
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DOGMA |
The mother of a dog - a bitch |
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ENDORSE |
The last horse in a race |
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EXACT |
Juggling with eggs |
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EXCHEQUER |
The one who counts the eggs |
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FOREIGN |
Use an umbrella |
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FOREST |
Sit down or lie down |
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HANDICRAFT |
A boat ready to jump into |
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HURRICANE |
A cane used to make people move faster |
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ILLEGAL |
An eagle that doesn't feel well |
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LABORATORY |
Doesn't know whether he's Labour or Tory |
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LIABLE |
Able to tell lies |
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MANDATE |
A girl agreeing to meet a man |
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MANICURED |
The doctor's ex-patient |
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MINIMUM |
A very small mother |
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PALLIASSE |
A friendly donkey |
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PANTRY |
A tree in which pans grow |
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SCINTILLATE |
After eight you should stop sinning |
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SELFISH |
What a fishmonger does |
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SHOESMITH |
Telling Smith to go away |
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SUPERFICIAL |
Like a whale |
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SYRUP |
Stop slouching in your seat |
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TANDEM |
What the sun did to sun-bathers |
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WINSOME |
And lose some - that's life |
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MOTHERS DAY |
Nine months after Fathers Day |
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BRASSIERE |
Device for making mountains out of mole hills |
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ADULTERY |
The wrong people doing the right things |
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DIVORCE |
When two people cannot stomach each other |
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KISS |
An application at headquarters for a job at base |
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KISSING |
Sabotage before Invasion |
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MISTRESS |
Something between Mister and mattress |
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PROSTITUTE |
Busy Body |
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RAPE |
Seduction without salesmanship |
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TWINS |
Womb-mates that later become bosom pals |
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VIRGIN |
A wise crack |
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GRUB SCREW |
Sexual Intercourse during the lunch hour |
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SAND BAG |
Desert prostitute |
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PUFF ADDER |
A man who blows off in the bath and counts the bubbles |
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TAXIDERMIST |
A man who mounts animals |
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YANKEE CLIPPER |
An American Rabbi |
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VIRGIN SHEEP |
One that can run faster then the shepherd |
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ENDLESS BELT |
A sailor on 24 hour leave |
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BALL RACE |
Tom Cat with 20 Yds. start on the Vet |
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WIND JAMMER |
A hard turd with a knot in it |
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BLUNDER BUS |
A coach load of spinsters going to a Maternity Home |
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HORMONE |
Noise heard outside a brothel |
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APPREHENSION |
The first time you realize that you can't do it the first time |
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FEAR |
The second time you realize that you can't do it the first time |
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LADY |
One who doesn't smoke, drink or swear when it slips |
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PANSY |
One who likes his vice-versa |
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PRIVATE SECRETARY |
A good one who never misses a period |
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WELSH RAREBIT |
Cardiff Virgin |
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HOUSEWIFE |
A gadget you screw on the bed |