"I have no influential father, uncles or friends. I have no political ties, no drag, no pull. The result: no job. I am just an ambitious and intelligent young man who will work hard."

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"Actually, I am looking for a big desk and an upholstered chair with a position attached. The duties (if any) must be amusing or interesting."

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"I am familiar with all phases of office procedure, including bowling, coffe-breaking, working crossword puzzles, doodling, personal letter writing, and collection taking."

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"I have answered all the questions on your application form except 'Sex.' This I think is a very personal matter."

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For three years I worked for Ms. Helen Simmons, who I am sending to you as a reference on the attached data sheet."